8100 words spawned by the mental image of a slightly drunk Ianto asking Jack, "What's the strangest thing you've ever put up your arse?" :) It was fun coming up with what I could do to them, in character, and keep uping the stakes. :)

So glad you liked this. I've written a ton of other stuff. All of it is here in this journal (the smallwaldo one) and I'm sure there will be much more in the future. :)