SGA: S/B - The Human Body I: A Pain in the Ass

Title: The Human Body I: A Pain in the Ass
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing, etc: Sheppard/Beckett
Prompt: 001 (Beginnings)
Word Count: 4210
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: None, set somewhere nebulously near the end of season 1. When they still had time to go trooping around on planets, just for 'fun.'
Summary: Carson finally gets the flu that had been going around. Of course he's off-world when it happens. Every relationship that goes from friendship to something more has a beginning.

( The Human Body I: A Pain in the Ass )

fanfic100 Tracking Grid

001.	Beginnings. The Human Body I: A Pain in the Ass	002.	Middles. Down from the Pits	003.	Ends. Build a Bridge	004.	Insides. Where the Hell Do the Volcanoes Come In?	005.	Outsides. A Little Hedonism
006.	Hours. The Unfuzzy End	007.	Days.Anger Always Comes	008.	Weeks. Euphemistically Speaking...Or Not	009.	Months.	010.	Years.
011.	Red. Restrain Yourself (Or I'll Do It for You)	012.	Orange. Doctor's Orders	013.	Yellow. Faint is the Proper Medical Term	014.	Green. Detour	015.	Blue. Black and Blue Balls
016.	Purple. I Dyed in the Field	017.	Brown. Of Sturgeons and Switches	018.	Black.Post- Conversion Kiss	019.	White. Yes and No, Part II	020.	Colourless. Yes and No, Part I
021.	Friends. The Function of Muscle	022.	Enemies. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 3	023.	Lovers. Evidence of Things Not Seen	024.	Family.	025.	Strangers. Running Man
026.	Teammates.	027.	Parents. Third Hand News	028.	Children.	029.	Birth. Live Bearing	030.	Death. Human Body II: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
031.	Sunrise. Patient Zero	032.	Sunset. Behind the Face	033.	Too Much. Need to Know	034.	Not Enough. Drowning or the Lack Thereof	035.	Sixth Sense.
036.	Smell. Paradox	037.	Sound. Sounds of Sanity	038.	Touch. Post-Duet Kiss	039.	Taste. Symmetry	040.	Sight. Complex and Simple
041.	Shapes. Every Moment is a Moment	042.	Triangle. HBX c: More Than Just a Sympathetic Ear	043.	Square. Taking 'Styling Glue' to a Whole New Level	044.	Circle. The Human Body IV: Getting Into Your Genes	045.	Moon. Bad Moon Rising
046.	Star. Quiet	047.	Heart. The Human Body X: Heart to Heart (b)	048.	Diamond. On the Day Before	049.	Club. On Multiple Levels	050.	Spade. Why Carson and John Deep Sixed the Sixty-Nine
051.	Water. HB VII: Got Your Back	052.	Fire.	053.	Earth. Outside of Canon	054.	Air. The Human Body: Keep Your Head Above Water (1/3)	055.	Spirit. Take Me Drunk, I'm Home
056.	Breakfast. The Human Body IIIa: A Slip of the Tongue	057.	Lunch. Three May Keep a Secret	058.	Dinner. A Taste of Your Own Medicine, Part 1	059.	Food. Stoned by the Villagers	060.	Drink. The Human Body V: Killing Off a Few Liver Cells
061.	Winter.	062.	Spring.	063.	Summer. More Exciting Than the Movies	064.	Fall. Just an Old Football Injury	065.	Passing. Post-Grace Under Pressure Kiss
066.	Rain.The Human Body: Keep Your Head Above Water (3/3)	067.	Snow.	068.	Lightening. A Heart Stopping Moment	069.	Thunder. Universal Medicine	070.	Storm.
071.	Broken. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 4	072.	Fixed.	073.	Light. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 6	074.	Dark. Mission Prep	075.	Shade.
076.	Who? Post-The Long Good-bye Kiss	077.	What? The Human Body IIIb: A Slip of the Tongue	078.	Where? Parts of Speech	079.	When? Post-Coup D'Etat Kiss	080.	Why? To Make a Long Night Shorter
081.	How? Wax on, Wax off	082.	If. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 1	083.	And.	084.	He. The Human Body X: Heart to Heart (a)	085.	She. Human Body VIII: Do We Need a Rabbit?
086.	Choices. The Human Body IX: Delete	087.	Life.	088.	School. Human Body VI: Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes	089.	Work. [Pick-up] Lines in the Sand	090.	Home.
091.	Birthday.	092.	Christmas. Anywhere But Here	093.	Thanksgiving. Less than Thankful	094.	Independence. A Taste of Your Own Medicine, Part 2	095.	New Year.The Human Body: Keep Your Head Above Water (2/3)
096.	Writer‘s Choice. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 2	097.	Writer‘s Choice. Underneath It All	098.	Writer‘s Choice. The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 7	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.