waldos_writings

Title: Taking 'Styling Glue' to a Whole New Level
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1732 (why oh WHY can I not do drabbles?)
Summary: “Listen to me, Rapunzel, the hair will have to go."
Written for: florahart who thought she was giving me a crazy prompt. I have no idea why this one landed on me first, but there it is. :)
Spoilers: none
Author's Notes: Total sillyness for the ABC prompt challenge on my main journal.
Warnings: none

( Taking 'Styling Glue' to a Whole New Level )

Title: Underneath It All
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3648
Summary: John held up the little white silk… panties, for lack of a better word. “You have to be kidding me.”
Written for: kinkofthemonth's Valentine's Day Stalker Challenge
Spoilers: none
Author's Notes: So not my normal 'thing'. But that's generally what you get out from exchange a thing-a-thon, so... :) Consider it a little Valentine's Day porn. :)
Warnings: mild cross dressing (so help me)

( Underneath It All )

Title: The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 3
Author: smallwaldo
Rating: R
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Words: 3864 (this part)
A/N: This is both the "Instinct" and "Conversion" chapter of the series. They theoretically run one to the next, but if you actually watch the end of one and then the beginning of another... not so much. I ended up having to do some *serious* tap dancing later to make things scan between the two. This part beta'd by kyrdwyn. Thanks! :)
Summary: "He turned me into a [bug]! ... I got better."

( Getting Under Your Skin, Part 3 )

Title: The Human Body VIII: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 1
Author: smallwaldo
Rating: R
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Words: 2145 (this part)
A/N: This is the NaNo Nightmare I've plagued a few of you with as I was writing. The actual beta work was done by victoriaely and ladykoori. Being that it's a NaNo project, this is a long sucker. I figured I'd start posting it and one of two things would happen. Either a.) You all will remind me to really actually get this thing out to the public or b.) I'll discover that, seriously, no one wants to read 50,000 words of this nonsense. This is both the "Instinct" and "Conversion" chapter of the series. They theoretically run one to the next, but if you actually watch the end of one and then the beginning of another... not so much. I ended up having to do some *serious* tap dancing later to make things scan between the two.
Summary: "He turned me into a [bug]! ... I got better."

( The Human Body: Getting Under Your Skin, Part 1 )

Title: The Human Body IV: Getting into Your Genes
Author: Waldo. [info]kwaldo12
Rating: PG-13
Words: 7226
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Featured Players: Teyla, Zelenka
Spoilers: "Runner".
Summary: Carson and John develop independent theories about why some people have better control with the gene than others. Carson spills blood to prove his. John just plays games.
A/N :arric_dream cut her beta teeth on this piece. Thanks, Dream! Any remaining errors or confusions are mine alone. The term of the episode (the one I seem to have to explain) is dumb-cane. It's the common name for the plant Diffenbachia that purportedly causes anyone who chews it to temporarily lose their voice. The game in the story is based on a real video game, ironically (or, you know, not) called Atlantis.

( The Human Body IV: Getting into Your Genes )

Title: Black and Blue Balls
Authorsmallwaldo
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Sheppard/Beckett (with Katie Brown)
Word Count: 1597
Rating: R
Summary: “Little training accident,” John managed to grate out, his voice a good half octave higher than Carson remembered it.

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( Black and Blue Balls )

Title: The Human Body III: A Slip of the Tongue
Author: Waldo. [info]kwaldo12
Rating: PG-13
Words: 6443 (for both parts a and b together)
Pairing: pre-Sheppard/Beckett
Spoilers: "Intruder".
Summary: In which John pukes up everything but his left kidney, Carson falls asleep, and Rodney makes much ado over a slip of the tongue.
A/N : This story had two fabulous beta readers, both who spell a lot better than I do. (And in some cases, better than my various spellchecks). Any remaining errors or confusions are mine alone. My thanks go to [info]cal_j_fielding and [info]jennamajig for their assistance. It's been brought to my attention that my roots are showing. [g] For those who don't know, kvetching means to complain in a hypochondriac style. As in, Rodney kvetches rather a lot. :)

( The Human Body IIIa - A Slip of the Tongue )

Title: To Make a Long Night Shorter
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Prompt: #080 (Why?)
Word Count: 1200 (look, I did something short! And it's a nice round number. I probably couldn't do that again if I tried.)
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: I don't read spoilers, so this is purely made up s***. Takes place sometime after "The Hive", when they finally get Ford home. (Yes, I do fully expect for this to be AR in short order). This is the first thing I"m posting that was written specifically for this comm, so feedback would be awesome.
Summary: For John, watching Ford recover was worse than watching him kill himself with that damn enzyme. Thank god he had someone to go home to at night.



( To Make a Long Night Shorter )