I Dyed in the Field (SGA: Sheppard/Beckett)

Title: I Dyed in the Field
Author: smallwaldo
Words: 3132
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sheppard/Beckett
Summary: John was purple. “Dare I ask?” Carson wondered out loud. “No,” Rodney told him definitively. “No you don’t.”
A/N: From the crack(ed) mind that gave you Stoned by the Villagers... So there's this drabble tree over at beckettsheppard. And someone ended with the word 'eggplant'. Which was then picked up with someone writing about someone being purple. Then it was given up as a plot bunny. 3100+ words and two hours later..."

( I Dyed in the Field )