TW FIC: Shake Up the Picture
Jan. 13th, 2008 05:31 pmTitle: Shake Up the Picture
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 791
Summary: "He let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall."
Written for: Porn Battle V, so you know, nothing but unabashed porn.
Ianto’d always been a private person. It helped, given the job he did. But Jack was determined to get him to share a little more. To come out of his shell. To break a few rules as long as no one got hurt. And for whatever reason – Jack’s force of personality, his charm, his trustworthiness, whatever - Ianto was willing to let him.
Which explained why he let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall. Why he was letting Jack feel him up through his trousers under the moonlight.
When Jack had grabbed his hand and led him around the corner, he’d thought it would be a quick handjob meant to get one of them off, just so they could say they did it. But Jack didn’t seem to be in a hurry. He had Ianto leaning back against the rough brick, one hand on either side of his head, leaning in to place teasing kisses on his cheek, his nose and finally his lips. Ianto bit down on Jack’s lip just hard enough to let Jack know that he wanted more.
Jack undid the button on his greatcoat and let it swing open so that when he stepped fully into Ianto’s space, the coat hid both of their bodies.
Jack kissed him again, full on this time. A soul-rending kiss that kept Ianto busy enough that he didn’t even notice Jack undoing his zipper and wiggling one hand into his pants and through the slit in his boxers.
“Jack!”
Jack pulled his head back to look Ianto in the eye, but didn’t stop massaging Ianto’s cock with deft, sure strokes and tugs.
Ianto’s head fell against the brick with a dull thump and he stared at the moon trying to control himself before things were over embarrassingly fast.
“God, you look hot like that,” Jack growled against Ianto’s throat. “The moonlight on your face… you’re all flushed…” Jack pulled his hand back for a second and at first Ianto thought Jack had given this whole scenario up for a bad idea, but after kicking Ianto’s feet apart a little further, Jack was back against him, and Ianto could feel Jack’s hard cock alongside his own, where Jack was gripping them both in one hand.
“Jack…” He had no idea what he wanted to say. Part of him was leaning towards ‘stop, this is complete madness’ while the part of him that he’d always tucked away, always hidden, said, ‘just fuck me here and to hell with being caught.’ He was reasonably sure that public indecency was just a misdemeanor crime. He’d gladly pay whatever fine they earned if Jack would just keep doing that thing where he turned his wrist just so. “Oh god, Jack, yes!” When he felt Jack’s other hand come down and tug on his balls through his pants, he bit his lip to keep from screaming out his orgasm to half of Cardiff.
The moon turned fuzzy as his vision whited out and he felt his knees give way. He scrabbled to keep himself upright against the bricks.
Jack’s arm went around him, Jack somehow having the presence of mind to keep them both standing as he managed to bring himself over the edge. Even though he’d done nothing but let Jack molest him in public, Ianto felt a little thrill of accomplishment when Jack came with a quite, “Oh, Ianto, yes,” on his lips, his face mashed into Ianto’s shoulder.
When they both had their breath back, Jack laughed quietly against Ianto’s ear. “I hope you have a handkerchief or we could have a problem.”
Ianto dug through his coat pockets with clumsy hands. “Napkins from the coffeshop?”
“Good enough,” Jack laughed as he cleaned them up and tucked them both into their own clothes. He gave Ianto one more kiss before putting an arm around his shoulders and leading him back out onto the public way.
~*~*~*~
The next morning Gwen came back from the police station where she’d been getting the files on some murders it was starting to look like they’d have to investigate.
“Get everything?” Jack asked, coming out of his office.
“Yes. Everything you sent me for and then some.” She had a stack of files as well as a piece of A4 folded in half. “This is for you from Andy.” Gwen had an evil grin on her face. Like she’d been let in on a secret.
Jack made a face, but accepted the note and read it.
Get a room next time.
PC Andy Davidson
Jack howled with laughter and tucked the note into his shirt pocket. A little reminder.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 791
Summary: "He let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall."
Written for: Porn Battle V, so you know, nothing but unabashed porn.
Ianto’d always been a private person. It helped, given the job he did. But Jack was determined to get him to share a little more. To come out of his shell. To break a few rules as long as no one got hurt. And for whatever reason – Jack’s force of personality, his charm, his trustworthiness, whatever - Ianto was willing to let him.
Which explained why he let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall. Why he was letting Jack feel him up through his trousers under the moonlight.
When Jack had grabbed his hand and led him around the corner, he’d thought it would be a quick handjob meant to get one of them off, just so they could say they did it. But Jack didn’t seem to be in a hurry. He had Ianto leaning back against the rough brick, one hand on either side of his head, leaning in to place teasing kisses on his cheek, his nose and finally his lips. Ianto bit down on Jack’s lip just hard enough to let Jack know that he wanted more.
Jack undid the button on his greatcoat and let it swing open so that when he stepped fully into Ianto’s space, the coat hid both of their bodies.
Jack kissed him again, full on this time. A soul-rending kiss that kept Ianto busy enough that he didn’t even notice Jack undoing his zipper and wiggling one hand into his pants and through the slit in his boxers.
“Jack!”
Jack pulled his head back to look Ianto in the eye, but didn’t stop massaging Ianto’s cock with deft, sure strokes and tugs.
Ianto’s head fell against the brick with a dull thump and he stared at the moon trying to control himself before things were over embarrassingly fast.
“God, you look hot like that,” Jack growled against Ianto’s throat. “The moonlight on your face… you’re all flushed…” Jack pulled his hand back for a second and at first Ianto thought Jack had given this whole scenario up for a bad idea, but after kicking Ianto’s feet apart a little further, Jack was back against him, and Ianto could feel Jack’s hard cock alongside his own, where Jack was gripping them both in one hand.
“Jack…” He had no idea what he wanted to say. Part of him was leaning towards ‘stop, this is complete madness’ while the part of him that he’d always tucked away, always hidden, said, ‘just fuck me here and to hell with being caught.’ He was reasonably sure that public indecency was just a misdemeanor crime. He’d gladly pay whatever fine they earned if Jack would just keep doing that thing where he turned his wrist just so. “Oh god, Jack, yes!” When he felt Jack’s other hand come down and tug on his balls through his pants, he bit his lip to keep from screaming out his orgasm to half of Cardiff.
The moon turned fuzzy as his vision whited out and he felt his knees give way. He scrabbled to keep himself upright against the bricks.
Jack’s arm went around him, Jack somehow having the presence of mind to keep them both standing as he managed to bring himself over the edge. Even though he’d done nothing but let Jack molest him in public, Ianto felt a little thrill of accomplishment when Jack came with a quite, “Oh, Ianto, yes,” on his lips, his face mashed into Ianto’s shoulder.
When they both had their breath back, Jack laughed quietly against Ianto’s ear. “I hope you have a handkerchief or we could have a problem.”
Ianto dug through his coat pockets with clumsy hands. “Napkins from the coffeshop?”
“Good enough,” Jack laughed as he cleaned them up and tucked them both into their own clothes. He gave Ianto one more kiss before putting an arm around his shoulders and leading him back out onto the public way.
~*~*~*~
The next morning Gwen came back from the police station where she’d been getting the files on some murders it was starting to look like they’d have to investigate.
“Get everything?” Jack asked, coming out of his office.
“Yes. Everything you sent me for and then some.” She had a stack of files as well as a piece of A4 folded in half. “This is for you from Andy.” Gwen had an evil grin on her face. Like she’d been let in on a secret.
Jack made a face, but accepted the note and read it.
Get a room next time.
PC Andy Davidson
Jack howled with laughter and tucked the note into his shirt pocket. A little reminder.
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)An Andy-flavored punchline.
Brilliant.
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-13 11:47 pm (UTC)And now, I'll have you know that I have a cat-macro!Andy in my head going "I haz a flaver?"
I'm having fun with punchline fics, in case you hadn't noticed. I really should not be encouraged. :)
But I'm glad you liked it. :)
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:49 pm (UTC)I would be happy to determine whether or not you has a flavor.
Yours,
invisible_lift
And I can't criticize anyone for writing punchline fic. Hello? Tin foil hats? Heh.
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:51 pm (UTC)Nice and hot. And of COURSE you can't get away with ANYTHING in Cardiff, with all those CCTV cameras...
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-13 11:53 pm (UTC)*clickity*
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Date: 2008-01-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-13 11:57 pm (UTC)I was wondering--is Davidson Andy's last name in canon, or did you just pull it out of a hat? I need it for a fic....
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:06 am (UTC)Hot much?
Loved the ending.
:)
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 01:09 am (UTC)love your naughty Jack.
Oh and totally blame you, I went and clicked on the porny thing...
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 01:22 am (UTC)So glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:29 am (UTC)At any rate, yeah, they were lucky it was just Andy who would roll his eyes and probably stand in the entrance to the alley way so no one else walked down there. Anyone ELSE would have hauled them in. :)
OMG, now I have this image of Tosh stumbling across that footage. Oh dear...
Glad you liked this little bit of porn. :)
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 01:32 am (UTC)Well, then, my job here is done! :) Thanks!
I snagged 'Davidson' from someone else who was using it. I have no idea if they got it from a canon source. I don't think they've ever given him one on the actual show.
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 01:34 am (UTC)And you know, to read the comments here, you'd think Andy was a kinky little guy. :)
PC = pervert cop? :)
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:36 am (UTC)Anyway, thanks. Naughty Jack is just too much fun!
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Date: 2008-01-14 01:50 am (UTC)*Blisteringly hot Janto smut--check
*Killer punchline--check
*Unexpected PC Andy--check
*Duran Duran-inspired title--double-check
Yep! It's perfect!
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:10 am (UTC)I'm all geeked now that someone caught that. :)
Thanks so much. Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 02:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 02:24 am (UTC)Agreeing completely. I try to make my interests collide gently whenever possible. *grin*
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:27 am (UTC)I plan to vid "Falling Down" for Jack whenever I get a chance to come up for air. (Now I've done it... I *just* got "Skin Divers" out of my head! After like 4 days of it being there. And now it's back... Ah well, it's one of my favorite songs off that album.)
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)Oooh...that, I would love to see. I totally hear you on the "coming up for air" thing. Between the design I'm working on and this fic, on top of my "real" job...yeah. Free time is the ultimate luxury, isn't it?
(Hey, at least it's a song you like!)
I've been meaning to ask since I really like your fics...is it okay if I friend you so as not to miss anything?
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed the story. It was fun to write. Maybe I'll do another one tomorrow.
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:40 am (UTC)Do you watch
And yeah, I'm doing a major thing for work right now, so free time is a rarity.
And sure, friend me. No trouble.
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Date: 2008-01-14 02:45 am (UTC)Yes, and that so far has been my favorite prompt set (which is saying a lot, because I've liked them all). They get really creative!
Thanky! *adds* Now off to contemplate that prompt list...
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Date: 2008-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)And PLEASE do another one tomorrow. I'll love you even more. ;)
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Date: 2008-01-14 03:30 am (UTC)Gwen and Andy meet once again in the novel Another Life at the scene of Guy Wildman's death. The canonicity of the novels is unclear, although they specify his last name is "Davidson".
Helpful? Yes/No? :D
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Date: 2008-01-14 04:40 am (UTC)PC Andy's note is hilarious.
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Date: 2008-01-14 10:09 pm (UTC)Very hot, ta for sharing!
Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
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Date: 2008-01-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-14 10:40 pm (UTC)Thanks and welcome! :)
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Date: 2008-08-27 01:17 am (UTC)This sentence was perfect. Even though he’d done nothing but let Jack molest him in public, Ianto felt a little thrill of accomplishment when Jack came with a quite, “Oh, Ianto, yes,” on his lips, his face mashed into Ianto’s shoulder.
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