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Title: Shake Up the Picture
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 791
Summary:  "He let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall."
Written for:  Porn Battle V, so you know, nothing but unabashed porn.


Ianto’d always been a private person.  It helped, given the job he did.  But Jack was determined to get him to share a little more.  To come out of his shell.  To break a few rules as long as no one got hurt.  And for whatever reason – Jack’s force of personality, his charm, his trustworthiness, whatever - Ianto was willing to let him.

Which explained why he let Jack drag him about ten feet down an alley – not far enough to truly be hidden in the shadows – and press him against the wall.  Why he was letting Jack feel him up through his trousers under the moonlight.

When Jack had grabbed his hand and led him around the corner, he’d thought it would be a quick handjob meant to get one of them off, just so they could say they did it.  But Jack didn’t seem to be in a hurry.  He had Ianto leaning back against the rough brick, one hand on either side of his head, leaning in to place teasing kisses on his cheek, his nose and finally his lips.  Ianto bit down on Jack’s lip just hard enough to let Jack know that he wanted more.

Jack undid the button on his greatcoat and let it swing open so that when he stepped fully into Ianto’s space, the coat hid both of their bodies.

Jack kissed him again, full on this time.  A soul-rending kiss that kept Ianto busy enough that he didn’t even notice Jack undoing his zipper and wiggling one hand into his pants and through the slit in his boxers.

“Jack!”

Jack pulled his head back to look Ianto in the eye, but didn’t stop massaging Ianto’s cock with deft, sure strokes and tugs.

Ianto’s head fell against the brick with a dull thump and he stared at the moon trying to control himself before things were over embarrassingly fast.

“God, you look hot like that,” Jack growled against Ianto’s throat. “The moonlight on your face… you’re all flushed…”  Jack pulled his hand back for a second and at first Ianto thought Jack had given this whole scenario up for a bad idea, but after kicking Ianto’s feet apart a little further, Jack was back against him, and Ianto could feel Jack’s hard cock alongside his own, where Jack was gripping them both in one hand.

“Jack…”  He had no idea what he wanted to say.  Part of him was leaning towards ‘stop, this is complete madness’ while the part of him that he’d always tucked away, always hidden, said, ‘just fuck me here and to hell with being caught.’  He was reasonably sure that public indecency was just a misdemeanor crime. He’d gladly pay whatever fine they earned if Jack would just keep doing that thing where he turned his wrist just so.  “Oh god, Jack, yes!”  When he felt Jack’s other hand come down and tug on his balls through his pants, he bit his lip to keep from screaming out his orgasm to half of Cardiff.

The moon turned fuzzy as his vision whited out and he felt his knees give way.  He scrabbled to keep himself upright against the bricks.

Jack’s arm went around him, Jack somehow having the presence of mind to keep them both standing as he managed to bring himself over the edge.  Even though he’d done nothing but let Jack molest him in public, Ianto felt a little thrill of accomplishment when Jack came with a quite, “Oh, Ianto, yes,” on his lips, his face mashed into Ianto’s shoulder. 

When they both had their breath back, Jack laughed quietly against Ianto’s ear.  “I hope you have a handkerchief or we could have a problem.”

Ianto dug through his coat pockets with clumsy hands.  “Napkins from the coffeshop?”

“Good enough,” Jack laughed as he cleaned them up and tucked them both into their own clothes.  He gave Ianto one more kiss before putting an arm around his shoulders and leading him back out onto the public way.

~*~*~*~

The next morning Gwen came back from the police station where she’d been getting the files on some murders it was starting to look like they’d have to investigate.

“Get everything?” Jack asked, coming out of his office.

“Yes.  Everything you sent me for and then some.”  She had a stack of files as well as a piece of A4 folded in half.  “This is for you from Andy.”  Gwen had an evil grin on her face.  Like she’d been let in on a secret.

Jack made a face, but accepted the note and read it.

Get a room next time.
PC Andy Davidson


Jack howled with laughter and tucked the note into his shirt pocket.  A little reminder. 

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisible-lift.livejournal.com
Not only was that incredibly hot -- I'll, uh, be in my bunk -- but it was hot with a punchline.

An Andy-flavored punchline.

Brilliant.

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-zedem.livejournal.com
Hahahaha that ending is made of win. Love it.

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Hee! You need to check out the porn battle and write something. :)

And now, I'll have you know that I have a cat-macro!Andy in my head going "I haz a flaver?"

I'm having fun with punchline fics, in case you hadn't noticed. I really should not be encouraged. :)

But I'm glad you liked it. :)

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisible-lift.livejournal.com
Memo to Andy Davidson:

I would be happy to determine whether or not you has a flavor.

Yours,
invisible_lift


And I can't criticize anyone for writing punchline fic. Hello? Tin foil hats? Heh.

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
Ooops!!! XD XD XD

Nice and hot. And of COURSE you can't get away with ANYTHING in Cardiff, with all those CCTV cameras...

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
That's RIGHT! That was fabulous. BTW, there are PC Andy prompts at the porn battle. ;) You could start with that memo there. :)

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisible-lift.livejournal.com
Oh, you public menace.

*clickity*

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubydreamer.livejournal.com
Oh yes very nice, esp knowing that Andy was watching as well. Hee hee!

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Date: 2008-01-13 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seize.livejournal.com
Totally great. Ah, PWP. Makes the work week not seem like such a daunting thing!

I was wondering--is Davidson Andy's last name in canon, or did you just pull it out of a hat? I need it for a fic....

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizz-112.livejournal.com
Wow

Hot much?

Loved the ending.

:)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frakkingrackles.livejournal.com
Pretty good! Loved the punchline. I like having a little kicker at the end. I bet Andy is secretly hoping that they don't get a room next time!

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilithbint.livejournal.com
I am seriously becoming an Andy fan,
love your naughty Jack.

Oh and totally blame you, I went and clicked on the porny thing...

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Wheee! Done yet? :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Whee! Thanks.:) I've been having fun playing with punchline endings lately.

So glad you liked it!

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
OMG, you need to show that icon to [livejournal.com profile] invisible_lift - we just had a running "I haz a flavor" conversation. :)

At any rate, yeah, they were lucky it was just Andy who would roll his eyes and probably stand in the entrance to the alley way so no one else walked down there. Anyone ELSE would have hauled them in. :)

OMG, now I have this image of Tosh stumbling across that footage. Oh dear...

Glad you liked this little bit of porn. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks. I don't know if Andy was *watching* per se, as much as he probably stumbled upon them, and then turned his back. But yeah, they were totally busted. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Makes the work week not seem like such a daunting thing!

Well, then, my job here is done! :) Thanks!

I snagged 'Davidson' from someone else who was using it. I have no idea if they got it from a canon source. I don't think they've ever given him one on the actual show.

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
thanks. :) It was fun to write. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
I've been playing with pun/humorous endings. I'm glad this one works.

And you know, to read the comments here, you'd think Andy was a kinky little guy. :)

PC = pervert cop? :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Porny thing! Yes! Are you done yet? Where is it? :) Blame me all you want if you go and write porn because of it. :)

Anyway, thanks. Naughty Jack is just too much fun!

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Date: 2008-01-14 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
So let's see now....

*Blisteringly hot Janto smut--check

*Killer punchline--check

*Unexpected PC Andy--check

*Duran Duran-inspired title--double-check

Yep! It's perfect!

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
DUDE!!! Someone caught the title!!! I figured it was so freaking obscure no one would get it. :) I couldn't use the song name - it just didn't fit. But the first line...

I'm all geeked now that someone caught that. :)

Thanks so much. Glad you liked it!

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
Duranies represent! It doesn't hurt that "New Moon on Monday" is one of my favorite songs, not at all. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Hee! I'm actually quite fond of that whole album. :) It's always so much fun when two past times collide. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
I'm rather partial to the "wedding album" (I am so tempted to write some Janto using "UMF" as the inspiration), but let's face it--they're all worthy in some way. :)

Agreeing completely. I try to make my interests collide gently whenever possible. *grin*

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Oh, oh, oh... PLEASE! There are lots of prompts at the porn battle! UMF fic! Please!!!

I plan to vid "Falling Down" for Jack whenever I get a chance to come up for air. (Now I've done it... I *just* got "Skin Divers" out of my head! After like 4 days of it being there. And now it's back... Ah well, it's one of my favorite songs off that album.)

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badwolf36.livejournal.com
Oh my. That was hot</>. You have a little coding error and a quite where there should be a quiet, but that didn't distract me from how lovely this was. And the ending was quite the kicker. Much love!

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
That song's practically a porn fic already! *grin* Well...I'll check it out. It might get my mind off the monster fic I'm working on right now.

Oooh...that, I would love to see. I totally hear you on the "coming up for air" thing. Between the design I'm working on and this fic, on top of my "real" job...yeah. Free time is the ultimate luxury, isn't it?

(Hey, at least it's a song you like!)

I've been meaning to ask since I really like your fics...is it okay if I friend you so as not to miss anything?

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smallwaldo.livejournal.com
Ah! Thanks for the heads-up. (But speaking of coding errors... :) :) :)

Glad you enjoyed the story. It was fun to write. Maybe I'll do another one tomorrow.

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
"Skin Divers" is porn. Though if you really want to have fun, do something with "Bedroom Toys". :)

Do you watch [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer? I inflicted my preferences on them and made them base a round of writing on any Duran Duran song. We got some fun stuff. :)

And yeah, I'm doing a major thing for work right now, so free time is a rarity.

And sure, friend me. No trouble. [livejournal.com profile] smallwaldo is the fic and [livejournal.com profile] thefannishwaldo is my general rambling. You probably want the fic one. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
Well this is true. *grin* (Although the combination of porny music and Torchwood...wow. Yeah.)

Yes, and that so far has been my favorite prompt set (which is saying a lot, because I've liked them all). They get really creative!

Thanky! *adds* Now off to contemplate that prompt list...

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Date: 2008-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badwolf36.livejournal.com
Ah damn. :) Missed that one. It was ridiculous. Last time I posted I spent like an hour trying to fix three lines of code. HTML will be the death of me yet.

And PLEASE do another one tomorrow. I'll love you even more. ;)

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Date: 2008-01-14 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlphoenix.livejournal.com
From List of Torchwood minor characters (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Torchwood_minor_characters):

Gwen and Andy meet once again in the novel Another Life at the scene of Guy Wildman's death. The canonicity of the novels is unclear, although they specify his last name is "Davidson".

Helpful? Yes/No? :D

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Date: 2008-01-14 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daphne121.livejournal.com
Hot!

PC Andy's note is hilarious.

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Date: 2008-01-14 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cs-whitewolf.livejournal.com
Brilliant stuff! XD I wonder if Jack plans on showing Ianto that note ;) haha

Very hot, ta for sharing!
Peace,
CS WhiteWolf

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Date: 2008-01-14 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Thanks! Andy would so be a 'go with the flow' kind of guy. After all, if no one's getting hurt, why embarrass everyone by trying to break it up. :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Not if he knows what's good for him. :) Or if he ever wants to have outdoor sex again. I can't imagine Ianto would find it *quite* as funny as Jack does. :)

Thanks and welcome! :)

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Date: 2008-01-14 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galaxy-song.livejournal.com
Oh grand fic I loved it so much especialy Andys note :)

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Date: 2008-01-15 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Thanks so much. Andy's a sweetheart. He's not going to embarrass anyone, but he'll let them know, 'hey guys... not as alone as you thought. :)

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Date: 2008-01-15 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fajrdrako.livejournal.com
Love! Hot, charming, and nicely in character. I particularly loved the epilogue.

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Date: 2008-01-15 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryann-blackwood.livejournal.com
Mmmm...yummy. I love your Jack; he's so wonderfully naughty. ;)

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Date: 2008-01-21 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Thank you. Andy's a dear. He wouldn't embarrass them if he didn't have to. :)

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Date: 2008-01-21 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Hee. That's because canon Jack is so wonderfully naughty. :) Thanks!

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Date: 2008-05-16 09:50 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-08-27 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Oh, awesome.
This sentence was perfect. Even though he’d done nothing but let Jack molest him in public, Ianto felt a little thrill of accomplishment when Jack came with a quite, “Oh, Ianto, yes,” on his lips, his face mashed into Ianto’s shoulder.

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Date: 2008-10-05 09:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] halftime1030.livejournal.com
I love PC Andy. So glad they brought him in for Season 2 and that you included him here :)

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Date: 2009-02-28 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artistwife.livejournal.com
Delicious smut with a sense of fun. LOL

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